‽‽‽‽ Interrobang ‽‽‽‽

Theres a lot of sharks out there,
trying to post something, something
whats hot. Lot of chameleons out there.
Trying to show up anytime something new comes along.
Everybody wants a bite. Maybe happen overnight.

So you wanna be a blog superstar
and live large
blogroll, commentars, you´re in charge.
Comin´up in the net
so trust everybody, handshake, masturbate constantly.

I remember the days when I was a young kid growing up
Looking in the mirror, dreaming about showin up.
The rock crowds. Make friends n maybe money
Sign posts and whatever the people want from me.
shit Its funny how possible dreams manifest
And the games that be comin' with it
Nevertheless, you got to go for the next one
Tell about the weather, the cat and fears,
about going away and have some beers

You wanna be a blog superstar, in the biz
Take compliments from people who you dont know it is
You think it was all fun and games
The price of fame is low,
but some can't pay the way
Feel trapped in
What you bloggin' about?

So you wanna be a blog superstar?
And live large
Big site. Five mods, You're in charge.
Comin' up in the net.
Don't trust nobody got to look on your stats constantly

(Frei nach Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar)